whatever you've heard about China is true somewhere in China because it is so huge and diverse. I bet the same is true about India, though I can't say I've heard much. For what seems like a long time I've felt a call to Asia. I have a natural draw to China because of visiting it but in comparison to the friendliness of Indians, Chinese are somewhat awkward. Think I'll stop there with the stereotyping... Dancing is not something I can do when another human being is around. My brain spins in wild circles telling me to MOVE! but my eyes glaze over and avert everything but the ground, my hips
suddenly gunk up with rust, my feet fill with lead and if a boy touches my hands, my face burns red. Its actually quite sad. I watch movies like Take the Lead & Dirty Dancing making mental notes I'll only use in my dreams. However, if no one else is around, I can bust a move or two, watch out. Jack Johnson croned as I danced all over the kitchen the other night preparing dinner. It was simply wonderful.
Random fart story... it was around 11:30 pm and I was on my way to turn off lights in a building before heading to bed. There was an older man a little ways ahead of me on the path. I guess he didn't hear me coming up behind him because out of nowhere there was this juicy, quite audible squeak. It wasn't me which left just one other soul -- busted! Immediately after the gastric expulsion his head spins around to check the scene. Of course I was looking right at him but tried the ole look-to-the-left-and-act-like-nothing-happened, gaze up at the night sky and DON'T LAUGH. For a few seconds I just starred at the back of his head and enjoyed the moment with a huge grin on my face. I caught up to and passed him and casually said, "Time for bed, huh?"
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Kendra, you make me laugh sometimes. When was that dancing picture taken? I'm really sorry I missed the camping weekend. Man I wish I could've come. The days are too dark now. It's going to be a long winter.
first a enjoy the honesty of your dancing awkwardness, second...called to Asia? hmmm...let me think. And thirdly, i just had an awkward fart story, and i thought, I need to tell someone this story, and don't ask me why but you came to mind, so I checked your blog, and you already have a fart story, so I guess you don't need one. Fourthly, did I tell you I am going to India in March through the school? Glad to hear you're doing well. ~Scottiep
Haha....funny story.
I can bust some hot dance moves too. You should have seen me at my wedding. :)
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